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Hynek: What are you doing in the closet?
Joel: Hiding.
Hynek: From what?
Joel: Spacemen.
Randall: We both know you've been staring at that door all night willing Sophie to walk through it.
Kevin: I was not doing any of those things.
Randall: How often have you seen her?
Kevin: Twice. Once at her mother's funeral and once at Kate and Philip's engagement party.
Randall: Kevin. She's a married woman. Don't cause any drama at our sister's wedding.
Mon-El: You know, Lena and I have a lot in common. We both have been betrayed by our own families. And when the people who are supposed to love you the most let you down, it just makes you feel so, so vulnerable, you know? But my mother and the Luthor's, they betrayed Lena for their own selfish reasons, they, they wanted to take advantage of her. You lied to protect her. Because she's your friend. And I know Lena's hurting right now, but once she understands that, she'll forgive you.
Kara: I hope you're right. But I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive myself.
Mon-El: You know that it's okay to mess up, right? No matter how many mistakes I've made, you have always forgiven me. You should know that you deserve the same compassion that you show others.
I'm Mister Rogers and this is my neighborhood. So where's Peta Toledo?
Danny
Gunnhild: What do you want?
Eric: You know what I want.
Betty, Betty, Betty, take the stick out! Everything will be taken care of.
Wilhelmina
Denise: Damn it, you homely bitch, tell us who the Green Meanie is before he kills again!
Hester: It's too late.
Flower: Once, I took acid to save the snow leopards. Wait, are there still snow leopards?
Sam: Yeah.
Flower: You’re welcome.
J.D.: Ted, what are you doing?
Ted: I like to do stomach crunches after lunch.
J.D.: Ted, lunch was four hours ago.
Ted: Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday.
J.D.: It's Wednesday.
Ted: Aw, man! I missed the Gilmore Girls!
Sara: Will we catch this man?
Kreizler: The multi-murderers rarely get away with their crimes for long.
Sara: What about Jack the Ripper?
Kreizler: There are exceptions, of course.
Garrett: Seeing her will just make it harder.
Frank: It's suppose to be hard.
Turk: I just don't understand why we can't have fun while making a baby.
Carla: I am just so glad you have to hurt my feelings to have fun.
Turk: I can't believe you! Wha- Calm down!
Carla: Great, that's really nice for you. "Calm down"? I'm gonna kill you!
Turk: (Looking towards the church ceiling) You hear that? She's gonna kill me! Get her.