Jay: Want some coffee?
Manny: Say yes. It's french press. I was doubtful too, but I honestly can't see myself going back to drip.

Gabi: Why is Lani crying?
JJ: Your ringtone scared her.
Gabi: Some cop, scared of a ringtone.

She hasn't changed at all, has she?

Emma

Harry: Macy, where are you going?
Macy: To figure out this demon problem.
Mel: Where are you going?
Maggie: To figure out the Macy problem.

Nobody steals from a dwarf.

Grumpy

I don't trust these small town locals - I am too...

Tara

When you deserve my support, you'll get it.

Lewis

Your restaurant is the only place I've ever seen raccoons put a lid back on the trash can.

Carol

Trust can be lost, but it can also be earned back if there's love.

Henry

Willow: So we're looking for a beasty.
Rupert Giles: That, uh, eats humans whole...except for the skin.
Buffy: This doesn't make any sense.
Xander: Yeah, the skin's the best part.
Buffy: Any demons with high cholesterol?
[Giles stares at her]
Buffy: You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh.

Sue: You have crossed me for the last time William Schuester!
Will: Do you have any idea how many times you've said that?
Sue: And it still feels good!

Guess what, old man? Last I checked you weren't the only CEO at this company.

Jamal [to Lucious]