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Leslie: I don't think I could date someone doesn't share my interests. Could you date someone who doesn't love giving vaccinations?
Ann: I've never dated anyone who's loved giving vaccinations.
I will die without her. I will die. I mean, what if I never get her back? What if she's really gone?
Jane
It's not distance that heals, sweetheart. It's time. And all the miles you put between you and everyone who loves you won't help.
Maggie
Ben: Show me Pelosi again.

Leslie: Okay, lay down.
I tangled with them once before. They're nasty. I was lucky they only took my cargo parts. Not my vital parts.
Scantron
Harris: Oh my god! You guys won't believe what happened. I passed my driving test!
Jackie: Apparently it's pass everyone day.
Harris: Come on! I'm not that bad of a driver.
Jackie: I let you drive home and you made a garbage truck swerve. You don't see something that big on two wheels everyday.
Don't worry. They come back.
Cal
(to Margene) I know everything, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Barb
This is my own division of the NYPD. The Robin Hood. We steal from the rich and give to ourselves.
Man
I watched my dad die, and then I just keep replaying it over and over in my head.
Caleb
Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.
Eddy
Tacy: Hey, no one's gonna notice you at Regionals, you know that, right? Queen B's back on top and you're still her bottom bitch.
Addy: You shouldn't even be here after what you did to her.
Tacy: Well, you stole her spot.
Addy: Bitch, you crushed her face.