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Kenny is my son. I have no time for you to react to that, so just don't.
Carolyn
June: Do you guys ever wonder if you deserve this? If you deserve to be here?
Emily: Sometimes I think about what I did when I was there.
Moira: We did what we had to do to survive, to get out, but we’re here, ladies. We won. They tried to fucking destroy us, and we won.
Is this fucking face space or some shit?
Adam
Matt: Why are we even looking into this? Occam's Razor: It's Russia.
Tech: Pretty good resolution. I'll send it over to facial rec.
Bernard: No need. That's our guest of honor. Senator Jack Nathan.
Eliot: Your husband is about to welcome another husband into his bed.
Fen: You're a king. Of course you will. I gather three person marriage isn't normal on Earth.
Eliot: Not outside of Utah. Or some websites.
Fen: Those are cities made of pixels, right?
He treats me like an ottoman with a vagina.
Hannah
Holly: You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.
Time slipping. It's not a punishment. I'm supposed to help her.
Sally
Sarah: I wanted to apologize. I could've been more sensitive before about your friendship with Morgan. It's just...it's difficult. I don't really have anyone in my life like that who cares about me.
Chuck: Yeah, you do.
Nate: Remember his brother, Bigfoot? The funeral he had: stretch Hummers and strippers throwing cash.
Welcome to Cougar Town. Asking the tough questions about sex robots.
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