Popular Quotes
(to Mike about Paul) I just can't believe it. I mean, there he is, a murderer, just living right on our street and there's nothing we can do about it, because you're a convicted felon and I burned down that stupid house. It's not fair.
Susan
I’m not Lilith. If you have something you need to say to your mother, you should say it to her.
Linda
You know what? I'm getting sick and tired of everyone judging me from who I was 12 years ago. I was a damn good cop.
Stabler
J.D.'s Narration: God, I'm horrible at giving bad news! Wait a sec, I'm a doctor, I give bad news all the time. Just like I did with Mr. Clark this morning. Who does his daughter always remind me of?... Molly Ringwald! Heh. Man, she was good in 'The Breakfast Club'. I should rent that again. Come on! Focus! You have to tell her! God, I need something to get me out of it! Anything!
The phone rings
J.D.: Hello?... Yes, this is J.D.!... I'd love to pick you up at jail!
So, I have a favor to ask you. Show me your nipple.
Kat
Buffett: You ever fired an RPG?
Lori: [shakes head]
Buffett: It will mess your hair up, but it's like any ol'gun just point shoot.
ICE has been getting away with a lot these days.
Stef
Ron: Take this compass. All great adventurers need one.
Leslie: As far as all this firing stuff goes...I will not forget and I will never forgive you.
Can we please stop talking about my dead father?
Ginny
This evening I am the Dark Knight roaming these mean streets alone; a windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.
Sheldon
That's what I'm going to use to kill you.
Rick
Elam Ferguson: This town is going to hell in a hand basket.
Thomas Durant: Your point?
Elam Ferguson: I can fix that.