ADDISON: "Hey."
ALEX: "Hey."
ADDISON: "I was gonna go get a drink. You wanna head over to Joe’s?"
ALEX: "Yeah, I’m kinda under about this test."
ADDISON: "Okay. You know, um, I took that test once upon a time. We could, um, go back to my hotel... I could quiz you."
ALEX: "Look, uh, this isn’t... you’re not my girlfriend, okay?"
ADDISON: "What?"
ALEX: "No offense, today was awesome. It’s just, I’m really busy, I have a lot of work. I don’t have time for ..."
ADDISON: "No, of course. Study. It’s what you’re here for, right?"

ALEX: "So that's all? There's nothing more we can do? Am I overreacting?"
ADDISON: "Believe me, I wish someone would care that much about my blood pressure."
ALEX: "Well, from what I hear, in 28 days, you will."

"Which cake should I have? This one has fruit in it, so I can pretend I'm eating healthy."

ADDISON: "What are you doing?"
PETE: "I’m going to kiss you. I’m going to kiss you with tongue. I’m going kiss you so you feel it. Okay?"
ADDISON: "Okay."

[to Pete] "It's just, where I come from elevators tend to be this kind of aphrodisiac, you know? People get on them and they just get all horny."

SAM: "Hey... you want details, go see Naomi."
ADDISON: "She won´t talk about it."
SAM: "Then you get no details."
ADDISON: "I'm on her side, you know that?"
SAM: "That's why you get no details."
ADDISON: "Details!"
SAM: "Woman, be quiet."
ADDISON: [smiles] "I even missed you."

ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarden. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense.
SAM: "Yeah, well, you cheated… you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"

ADDISON: [slaps Sam]
SAM: "Ow!"
ADDISON: "Idiot. You divorced Naomi?"
SAM: "Just mind your own business."
ADDISON: [slaps Sam again]
SAM: "Ouch!"
ADDISON: "Moron. She’s my best friend."
SAM: "Stop hitting me on top of my head."

NAOMI: "You want to have a baby?"
ADDISON: "I want to have a baby."

ADDISON: "What happened between you and Sam?"
NAOMI: "Addison, you and I were close in med school, but it was a long time ago."
ADDISON: "Oh, Naomi. Come on. You can’t stay mad at me forever. I know you."
NAOMI: "You got fat."
ADDISON: "I am not!"
NAOMI: "Your hair is hideous."
ADDISON: "It is not!"
NAOMI: "And you're getting really, really ugly."
ADDISON: "Aww. I missed you too."

MARK: "I'm not what you're looking for."
ADDISON: "What...are you talking about?"
MARK: "I slept with someone. I couldn't hold out. Once a man whore, always a man whore, right?"

RICHARD: "Go away!"
ADDISON: "But we can help!"
PRESTON: [to Addison] "No, WE can help."
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
PRESTON: "He doesn't have any woman parts."
ADDISON: "Irrelevant."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Arizona: Oh my God! I mean, I understand why you're into her. She's hot. Wait, she likes you?
Nathan: What? I mean, I'm going to try not to be offended at that.
Arizona: No, no, no. It's just that Derek was--Derek was epic for her. They were the great love story. I mean, that girl's heart beat for Derek Shepherd. It just...it never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect. He was everything. That man turned her world. It...I spooked you. Don't be spooked.

Arizona: Alright, what's your plan here Pierce? Do something! I'm not asking, Pierce.
Maggie: I hear you. My plan is to give her a minute. She just lost something huge, something that has been with her since day one. Her heart just needs to learn how to beat without that extra load. She just needs a little time to adjust.