Don't pretend you are a friend of Juniper Creek - you are a Judas.

My destiny has been fulfilled and God shall punish anyone who blocks my glory.

I am not gay. Homosexuality is a sin. We were just fooling around.

Why does it have to be crazy?

Alby: People are trying to turn us against each other. I am not the devil.
Dale: I know you're not.

(to Nicki) Groveling like a common indecent whore.

If you can't learn to please me, your future is not right.

Round up all the dogs, poison them.

Alby: How dare you come between a priesthood holder and his wife and children.
Bill: You're not worthy to be anyone's priesthood holder.

Nikki: You're evil.
Alby: I'm evil? You and your husband have taken my family from me.

Get out. Who do you think you're dealing with? I'm Albert Grant.

How do you plan to redeem yourself? Tell me, tell me. Show me.

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.