Ari Gold Quotes
Ari: There better be a Scud missile headed towards L.A., Eric.
Eric: No, there's a fucking iceberg, Ari
Ari: What?
Eric: James Cameron's directing Aquaman.
Ari: Fuck you. Where'd you hear that? Friendster?
Eric: No I heard it from Josh Weinstein, you jerk off. Now get your hand off your dick and go call somebody
Ari: Get Dana Gordon on the phone! Tell her assistant if she does not call me back I will fuck her worse than I did in Cabo in '92.
Lloyd: Do you really want me to say that?
Ari: Improvise, Lloyd
Ari: Dana I love you. If I wasn't married, I would take you back to Cabo.
Dana Gordon: And it wasn't Cabo, Ari. It was a Red Roof Inn in Rosarito.
Ari: Well it sure felt like Cabo to me, Dana
Turtle: Vince is a born superstar and we will always have the money we need.
Ari: MC Hammer could've used a guy like you, Turtle, back in the day
Ari: Playboy mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job.
Mrs. Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children.
Ari: Oh my God, baby!
Mrs. Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2:00 AM, I'll be standing at the gates screaming "Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra!"
Ari: Sounds good
Vince: Don't you have to be home to your wife, Ari?
Ari: I make the goddamn rules! ... I got till... 2AM
Eric: Do this movie.
Vince: Can you get me suit approval?
Ari: You can wear tube socks and a yarmulke
Vince: All right! Lock it down
Eric: We got to call Hugh Hefner to get Drama's ban lifted at the mansion.
Ari: What am I, his pimp?
Random Fan: Down in front!
Ari: I payed two grand for these seats. I'll get out there and launch a three if I want
Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys
I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife
Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole
