How do you feel about having sex in the back of an ambulance?

Bailey: Ok, let's do it.
Nolan: Do what?
Bailey: Foster her!

I'm not Mom Material.

Please don't die on our wedding night.

Nolan: How much time before the flight for our honeymoon?
Bailey: Four hours.
Nolan: Plenty of time to take a nap.
Bailey: Yeah.
Nolan: Siri, wake me in an hour.
Siri: I didn't get that, will you try again?

The Rookie Quotes

I love Rookie Day. It’s Christmas and the Purge in one.

Officer Bradford

Stacy: Happy Divorce Day!
John: That’s not a thing.
Stacy: It should be. When mine went through I took the boys to Disneyland.
John: I’m not really feeling the Matterhorn.
Stacy: Try and look at this as an opportunity.
John: Right now I’m just trying to remember to wear pants.