Barb: I'm having an affair.
Peg: With who?
Barb: Bill.
Peg: Your husband Bill?

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Barb [seeing Nicki come home with shopping bags]: How's the "family emergency" going?
Margie: Yeah, somebody die at The Gap?

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Ben! Go put a shirt on. This isn't a nudist colony, last time I checked

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Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

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