Monroe: Typhus? I don’t know whether to kill these guys or send them a fan letter.
Miles: Yeah, let’s do the first thing.

Oh, that’s nice Rachel, we’re gone a week and your Dad switches sides again.

Wow, your boss has really nice taste. It’s like Donald Trump threw up on Scarface.

Monroe: What was I supposed to do? He’s my son.
Miles: Oh shut up, you've been his Dad for five minutes, and all of sudden you’re Cliff Huxtable?

Monroe: What? You've got something to say? Say it.
Rachel: I have to help you find your son after you killed mine.

Well, congratulations, you've made to Mexico now go enjoy the Mexican Dream.

You brought my kid down here Miles? This is nice. What’d you do, buy him a handjob and an eight ball?

I’m Batman.

Monroe: I did the best I could.
Miles: Well, your best sucks.

Better having bad luck than no luck at all.

[to Miles] I know your dirty little secret.

Monroe: You know, you never did tell me.
Rachel: Tell you what?
Monroe: How the lights went off in the first place.

Revolution Quotes

80 million dollars in the bank and I would trade it all, right now, for a roll of Charmin.


Tom: To tell you the truth, when General Monroe finds out, he's gonna be irate and he might even have my head.
Danny: Let's hope.