Rachel: How can you be so sure?
Miles: I'm trying something new: prayer.
Yeah, you're a real Meryl Streep.Miles
You had me at mustard gas.Tom
Charlie: Are you joking? After all the times you've screwed us over.
Miles: She's got a great point.
Monroe: Typhus? I don’t know whether to kill these guys or send them a fan letter.
Miles: Yeah, let’s do the first thing.
Oh, that’s nice Rachel, we’re gone a week and your Dad switches sides again.Monroe
And what part of desperate don’t you understand?Miles
Wow, your boss has really nice taste. It’s like Donald Trump threw up on Scarface.Monroe
You're a dick.Miles
Who’d have thought that between the two of us you’re the crazy one.Charlie
Monroe: What was I supposed to do? He’s my son.
Miles: Oh shut up, you've been his Dad for five minutes, and all of sudden you’re Cliff Huxtable?
Gene: How did you know I was here?
Charlie: Because you’re exactly like Mom! Neither of you will listen!