Don't you dare lie to me, I'll cut your fingers off!

Betty: Jesus, Henry, just once could you take my side!
Henry: No one's every on your side Betty.

Betty: Say what you always say.
Don: Everything's gonna be okay.

It's nice to be put through the ringer and find out...I'm just fat.

Betty: What are you doing?
Don: Waiting for you to tell me to stop.

Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

That poor girl. She doesn't know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.

Bobby: She really likes you.
Betty: Yeah, well that blouse says she likes everyone.

Betty: I'm going to miss you. You should really talk to them about Colonial Williamsburg. You're driving right by it.
Sally: It's 12 states in 12 days. They can't stop everywhere.
Betty: Well, when I did the trip it was six states.
Sally: Weren't they still colonies?

And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I know when it's over. It's not a weakness. It's been a gift for me.To know when to move on.

Betty: Please don't let your pride interfere with my wishes.
Don: I'm their father.