Favorite Chandler Bing Quotes
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!
Chandler: It's like "Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees."
Chandler: Men are here!
Joey: We make fire! Cook meat!
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back!
Chandler: Carol, I was just wondering if... Joey could ask you questions about breastfeeding?
Carol: Sure.
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Carol: Well, it did at first but not anymore.
Joey: Oh. Chandler?
Chandler: So uh, how often can you do it?
Carol: As much as he needs.
Joey: Oh okay, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
(To Ross about Rachel) You could send her a musical bug, no... wait you've already done that.
Rachel! I love you! Deal with me first!
Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!
(Thinking) I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that's the part you should be focusing on, you idiot.
Chandler: After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Joey: Ok, fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me.
Ross: You're right. It is. So, are you going to invite us all to the big opening?
Chandler: Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross: She's not Rachel.
Joey: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.
Chandler: Or Dick.
(Making up a story instead of reading The List) It was summer ... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end.
(Singing to Ross) Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor!
