Mac: Okay, daddy. I love you dad!
Charlie: Let it go. Let it go.

Mac: Thanks for coming with me, man.
Charlie: Well, you're forcing me too, so, yeah.

Shit that's Def, that's super Def.

Mac: Bro you texted us 911 what’s the emergency?!
Charlie: Uh, well, our friendships in danger!

Frank: Don’t talk out loud to me!
Charlie: Roger that!

It could be the stairs, or the cleanliness.

Just do it Dee, just do it you god damn bitch! Ohhhh, that god damn bitch!

You move the god damn dumpster you bitch.

Back office, chickens, vents. Everything's going in the vents, okay?

We are going to pull this thing off so help me god — son of a bitch.

It’s not hilarious! It’s a stool with a nail sticking out of it.

You’re doing a chicken and airline miles scam!? Today!?

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.

If you say another word, I swear to god I will slice you into a million little pieces, and put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantle.