It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXCharlie Kelly Quotes
I don't think you're going to get to bang Adriano now.
I specialize in bird law.
Look everybody! The Aluminum Monster's back.
Adriano
Charlie: Why are we hanging here?
Frank: Cool kids got us.
Look at Queen Dee too good to get naked with her buddy all of a sudden!
Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.
I'm not drinking bleach.
Bar patron to Charlie
Everyone knows who Superman is and it's not you!
I'm going to the crevice!
What are you looking to do? Flash cook a gyro?
Charlie: I can't see the driver's face but the man appears to have pointy feet.
Mac: Those are cowboy boots.
He made soup of your insides.