Charlie: How's is this realistically going to solve our problem? Dennis, what do you think of this?
Dennis: Shh shh! I'm just trying to embrace this, maybe knock some emotion loose.

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• Added: November 15, 2012

You're saying, like, do the things you do but go further with them. Like get a ton of cat hair and glue it all over your body. Walk around like a cat-man in the middle of the night through the alleyways. Ya know? ... And stop hiding the pigeon.

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• Added: November 08, 2012

Therapist: Why do you think your'e weird?
Charlie: What's weird? Would it be weird if you survived an abortion? Would it be weird if you shared a bed with a man who may or may not be your father? ... Would it be weird if you ate cat food to go to sleep? And you have such a fascination with cats that you glue cat hair to the back of your neck?

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• Added: November 08, 2012

Therapist: 'Charlie Work'? What's 'Charlie Work'? Fill me in.
Charlie: Oh, right. You don't know 'Charlie Work'. Well, 'Charlie Work' is like basement stuff, cleaning urinals, blood stuff, your basic slimes, your sludges, anything dead or decaying, I'm on it, I'm dealing with it.
Therapist: And you dislike it?
Charlie: Oh, no. I love it. I love the dark. I love slippery things. I love being naked... in the sewer. Bleach smells good, it tastes good...

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• Added: November 08, 2012

Frank: (*after a bat bites him*) I just got tagged by a bat! I got tagged! Suck out the poison, Dee! I'll give you $200 if you suck it out.
(*Dee sucks on Frank's head*)
Frank: Suck it harder!
Mac: Did you swallow it?!
Dee: Yeah, I swallowed it.
Mac: Make yourself throw up!
Charlie: You swallowed the poison!
Dennis: Bats don't have poison!

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• Added: October 25, 2012

Politics is all one big ass blast.

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• Added: October 19, 2012

I painted it! And I loved it So I saw an
opportunity to get it back. But now I'm realizing that this painting
is making us all crazy. CRAZY! Hitler's painting! The key to the
Holocaust! Ryan Gosling playing YOU!! Ridiculous.

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• Added: October 12, 2012

You know the best thing about time-travel movies, Mac? They're full of surprises!

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• Added: October 12, 2012

Charlie [Mac has joined Charlie eating disgusting old soup]: This is
why we work well together, ya know? You see free soup, you make a
decision to eat it.
Mac: It's horrible.
Charlie: It's terrible soup, but we have to stick to our decisions, right?
Mac: Yeah I can't go back on it now.

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• Added: October 12, 2012

Well that was weird.

Adriano

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• Added: December 15, 2011

Dennis: It's a goddamn dance routine.
Charlie: And it's gonna rock.

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• Added: December 15, 2011

Let's go back to the bar. We can hide from the world in the bar.

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• Added: December 15, 2011