Charlie: Are you joking? After all the times you've screwed us over.
Miles: She's got a great point.

Who’d have thought that between the two of us you’re the crazy one.

Gene: How did you know I was here?
Charlie: Because you’re exactly like Mom! Neither of you will listen!

I stopped yelling at old people it wasn't getting a damn thing done.

Charlie: Mom said to stay put.
Gene: Since when do you listen to a word she says?

Keep your eyes at sea level or I poke them out.

Well then you're even dumber than you look which believe me makes you seriously dumb.

Charlie: You look terrible.
Miles: Part of the charm.

Miles: How's your head?
Charlie: Well, if he aimed half an inch to the right I think it'd be pretty bad.

Charlie: I thought I handled it.
Miles: Yes, you clearly handled it.

Charlie: Where are you going?
Miles: Uh this little places called shut up and stay here.

Charlie: Why did Monroe want my Dad? Why does he want you?
Miles: Monroe thinks your dad knew something, something important, and he thinks your Dad told me so I must know it too.
Charlie: What?
Miles: Why the lights went out maybe how to turn them back on.

Revolution Quotes

80 million dollars in the bank and I would trade it all, right now, for a roll of Charmin.


Tom: To tell you the truth, when General Monroe finds out, he's gonna be irate and he might even have my head.
Danny: Let's hope.