Chuck: We're like everyone else in the world.
Ned: Except I still can't catch you.
Emerson: We're taking two cars next time.

NARM. National Area of Retired Mills.

Emerson: I checked in with my people at the prison.
Chuck: You got people? That's so neat.

Chuck: You do realize that bee keeping within city limits is completely illegal?
Ned: Yes. And I'm almost sure I don't care.

Chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
Emerson: I might be stucked, but I can still reach my gun

Do you think dying has made me morbid?

Chuck: You won't even know I'm here.
Emerson: 'Cause you're leaving?
Chuck: No.

You're like Winnie the Pooh. Gimme your paws, Pooh.

Chuck: We're going to heaven.
Louis: I got in?
Chuck: Yeah, and heaven is closing in five minutes.

Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?

Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.

It's nice to get things back.

Pushing Daisies Quotes

Chuck: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Emerson: Hell no. The planet's falling apart. Right now, it's the children's problem. We reincarnate, it's our problem

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.