Charlotte King Quotes
If Addison leaves a sharp instrument lying around, I just might stab you with it.
I'd give my life for any one of them. Is there anyone up there? Is anyone listening? You have to take a life - you take me. Take me. Save my babies.
Hello, precious girl. This is your mama. Sorry you don't have a name yet. I want so much to be with you right now, hold your little hand, tell you everything's going to be okay and let you know and let you know you are blessed.
Do you mind? I'm trying to screw my husband.
Cooper: Girls are awesome!
Charlotte: What the hell am I going to do with girls?!
Charlotte: We told Mason he's having three siblings.
Cooper: Then Mason's having three siblings.
Get in somebody's way and I will use that camera as a shot put. Nice to meet you.
Charlotte: Damn, Sheldon. You look like James Bond.
Sheldon: Which one? I was always partial to Sean Connery.
You can't change what you've done, but you can change who you are and improve your life.
And you wanna add a fifth child so we can field our own volleyball team?
Do you know how many times I've peed since we've been here? Five. Five times. God, I'd sell my soul for a good 'ol UTI I could bitch slap into submission with some simple antibiotics.
It's not fun, it's disgusting. I'm having a litter like some kind of animal. These bloodsucking ticks growing inside of me are taking over my body so I'm just a host now. That's only the beginning. These are the salad days until I start waddling around with a veritable wide-load sign across my gut which by the way is going to be crisscrossed with so many stretch marks that look like the top of the map of Yellowstone. Miracle pregnancy, my ass... my big fat ever-expanding ass.