Claudia: So you're kind of a poopy pants, aren't you?
Steve: No, it's just I thought this job was gonna have a little more action like what I'm used at the ATF: Guns and bad guys!

Claudia: [coughs] Kiss-ass.
Steve: [coughs] You're a child.

Claudia: You still speak Pete?
Myka: Recovered, never cured.

Myka, thank goddess. Leena and I are being outnumbered by team sausagefest.

Artie: Turn it on, turn it on Claudia!
Claudia: Do you think griping at me will enhance my speed?

Artie: Welcome to Warehouse 13!
[Camera zooms out momentarily showing some of the warehouse then zooms back in]
Artie: Okay that's all we have time for! Now we have work to do!

Yes, it's all true Dorothy. Agent Claudia Donovan, here new guy gets to fix the fish.

Claudia: Hey Pete, that girl is really grateful to you.
Pete: Uh Huh
Claudia: And cold really, really cold. We could see how cold she was.
Pete: I gave her my jacket.