Lexie: Are you okay?
Christina: Don't ask me if I'm okay.
Lexie: Okay.
Christina: Ugh, you make me sick. Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Be better than anyone here, and don't give a damn what anyone thinks. There are no teams here, no buddies. You're on your own. Be on your own.

Meredith: What was that all about?
Cristina: I just saw Owen. Major Owen Hunt! You know, the guy who pulled the icicle from my chest?
Meredith: I thought he was in Iraq.
Cristina: He was, but now he's here! In the hospital!
Meredith: Okay! So?
Cristina: So... we kissed. He kissed me. It was stupid. It was nothing.
Meredith: But you don't think he thought it was nothing.
Cristina: Well he obviously likes me. And now he's back! What's he doing back?!

Meredith: It's the not knowing that does it. Not knowing if he's ok. Not knowing if he's coming back. Maybe I've just been dumped. I mean, It's not knowing if I'm single that makes me wanna throw up all day long. You are not listening to me are you?
Cristina: Ah, sorry.
Meredith: No,no. That's okay, I get it. You've got the solo surgery and GI Joe. It's a charmed life. You don't have time for me.
Cristina: I have not had GI Joe. We've kissed a couple of times. It's like friends with benefits, without the benefits.
Meredith: Still no sex?
Cristina: Mmm mmm, not a charmed life.

She's our person.

MEREDITH: "How's George?"
IZZIE: "Medically he's fine, emotionally he's a little stunted if you ask me. You don't marry the rebound girl. Am I right?"
CRISTINA: "You don't marry anyone on a whim."
MEREDITH: "No, he needs our support."
IZZIE: "He doesn't need us, he's got his Vegas show-wife."

Cristina: There's no way she's twenty. She's gotta be like 26, 27.
Lexie: I'm 27.
Cristina: Oh. Gross.

MEREDITH: "It looks like a teeny tiny catfish."
RICHARD: "Close. See there? Those are spines. This is a candirú fish."
CRISTINA: "The penis fish? This guy has the penis fish! In his... in his... Wow!"

Meredith: So Derek said I was a baby
Cristina: What?
Meredith: And that I had a lot to learn.
Cristina: Uh, whatever.
Meredith: I mean not whatever, he's right I did drop a kidney, and don't say it happens because it doesn't. But, I do hate it when he's right.
Cristina: No, okay, he is not right. Stop caring so much about what he thinks. It makes you seem desperate.

She's doing McDreamy! She's doing McDreamy and lying about it. Did she thinks I'm weak, that I'm fragile?! Did she think I can't handle it because of Burke?

IZZIE: "Mer is the one with problems."
MEREDITH: "What is wrong with me?"
IZZIE: "Well, you haven't told McDreamy that you dumped McVet."
CRISTINA: "Oh, you hadn't done that yet?"
ALEX: "Dude, tell him already."
GEORGE: "She's scared."
MEREDITH: "I am not scared. Derek walked away. He walked away. And maybe that's a good thing. Maybe he's happier. Maybe he's moved on. He's got Addison here. He's got Mark here. He's got a lot to deal with. And I'm not gonna make him feel guilty. I mean, I am being an adult here and I'm not going to drag him into our whole... Izzie is the one with the big check!"
IZZIE: "I'm fine."

CRISTINA: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, you know. Just sitting here with my penis."

Cristina: Mer, is Owen dead? Dr. Grey is Owen dead?
Meredith: He's, he's alive, he's unconscious but he's alive.
Cristina: Take Owen to the OR across the way and take that bullet out. And Get April to help you.
Meredith: Cristina!
Cristina: I can't talk right now I'm trying to save your guy. Now please go try save mine. [Mer leaves] Remind me to thank you later.
Jackson: I will.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey