Popular Crosby Braverman Quotes
That's great honey. I really hope she feels like she's on a cruise ship so she doesn't want to leave.
Crosby: You're judging. You're busy judging in a subdued, calculating manner.
Renee: In a subdued, calculated manner.
Crosby: See? Even slower. Great.
Are you having an afternoon delight with Strawberry Shortcake? You need to warn me about that.
I'm sure you're going to be the best thing that ever happened to me someday, but right now I really hate you.
I don't know if she's bi-racial, honey. I think she's bi-species. She's half worm, half human.
Crosby: Hey! Jules! You better get inside or you're gonna get screwed! You gotta get your sign-up sheet!
Julia: I know!
Jabbar: I thought babies were supposed to be fun.
Crosby: Yeah, they're not.
Honey listen, I know your mom's got boobs and that's very, very awesome. But I'm here for you too, and it's important to me that you know that. I'm always gonna be here for you, OK? You and me. Will you take this bottle? Please, please, please. Yeah! That's a girl! Good job honey.
Adam: I said I'm gonna go get the songs. You said OK.
Crosby: But I didn't really think you would possibly be able to pull it off.
Adam: Well, that was you're mistake. You didn't believe in me but look at me, I pulled it off.
Crosby: Are ya feelin' good?
Joel: Yeah
Crosby: Yeah? Nice.
Joel: Well, I'm drunk.
Crosby: Oh you are?! I could have never... It's imperceptible.
You're actually a great band. You have great songs. Oliver, as annoying as you are, you can sing, man. So, just sing, and leave the rest to us.
Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.
