What? Our whole history is in this house. You can't just sell it out from under us and act like it's not a big decision.

Honey, my chest just constricted, like sincerely. I have constriction in my chest, like they say.

You gotta think about this like a forced family bonding exercise and then it starts to sound like real fun.

You know what I'm thinking for the holidays? He and your mother stayin' here. Bunk beds.

You are young. This is your one opportunity. Do you understand what I'm saying? Sleep around, have some experiences, you know, get good at your craft. Cause when it ends, it's gonna end permanently, ya hear me? The breaks don't just fade in, they lock up.

Look, things aren't really good for me at home, either. Jabbar chose, over basketball, for a winter sport - ballet.

Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.

I'm not going to go drive this. What if somebody sees me?

You think that the two cars we're going to own are a VW Bug and a minivan? And what will I drive to work? You know I work with musicians at a recording studio and I'm going to show up in either a little tiny vagina or a humongous vagina?

Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.

You're actually a great band. You have great songs. Oliver, as annoying as you are, you can sing, man. So, just sing, and leave the rest to us.

Crosby: Are ya feelin' good?
Joel: Yeah
Crosby: Yeah? Nice.
Joel: Well, I'm drunk.
Crosby: Oh you are?! I could have never... It's imperceptible.

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Amber: That's it? It was just spur of the moment?
Ryan: Yeah. It was an easy choice to make.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes