Crosby Braverman Quotes
Crosby: Are you ready to get your Paul Bunyan on?
Jabar: Yeah! Wait. Who's Paul Bunyan?
Crosby: Drive safe Maureen.
Marlese: You know my name.
No, but take the wine. God knows you don't make enough to buy your own bottle!
Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.
Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
I'm a little offended that you think I have pot in the house at all times.
You know what? You're right. Tomorrow's ruined, we might as well ruin today, too. Let's make it a whole crap shoot for the whole weekend.
Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Jabbar: Yeah?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Jabbar: Yeah!
Crosby: Look, I know you didn't want a full house. I'm sorry I'm early, but I love Kristina, too, so I will hang out in the cafeteria or whatever, but I'm not leaving the hospital. I can get you some barbecue potato chips or come tea or something.
Adam: Tea.
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.
Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.
Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Musicians.
Adam: Musicians?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.
