Crosby Braverman Quotes
Crosby: Your family is intense.
Jasmine: You think.
Crosby: That's saying a lot coming from me.
Julia: Are you afraid of being the father or not the father?
Crosby: Yes, both.
Oh look at this; she's the president of his fan club.
Julia: Crosby I'm serious, I'm, I'm... you have to get the test. Yes, there are serious financial and legal ramifications.
Crosby: You know, sometimes you sound so much like a lawyer.
How do you like your dogs, medium, well done or burnt to a crisp?
Do you want something to drink, whiskey or beer?
Crosby: What makes all of this worth it?
Adam: What makes it worth it is the connection, the bond you feel, their yours. You know, you're part of them.
Let's just play ping pong, so I can lose myself in sport.
Crosby: Sounds like this sperm is going to be an excellent father. So, maybe he can couch soccer for you or whatever.
Katie: You're an idiot.