Ace: Bobby told me the doctor gave him some bad news?
Crystal: The good news is just going to be delayed a bit longer.

Crystal: Do you think I should do it?
Willie: No. But I think you should know what’s out there, your offers. I mean, look, if Jack lands a deal with this Continuum guy and it pays off, great, great. We never had this conversation.
Crystal: But even if it doesn’t work out, there’s still the Women’s Division here.
Willie: Yeah, as long as Jack can put together the money to get it goin’.

Debbie: It’s so sexist that we can’t have make wrastlers beatin’ on female wrastlers because people get upset when they see real men beatin’ real women. I mean, OK fine, but, how come they can’t separate the two? I, me, the Debs, know Crystal gettin’ punched in the face is pretend for my entertainment, just like when it happens to Jack or Diego or Bill.
Crystal: I said this exact thing to Bobby.
Debbie: Why can’t people find it cool that a man twice her size is launching her across the room. She’s in character. She’s not dead. She has the belt. We’re gonna make sure she wins. We just don’t want it to look implausible every second. She needs something to fight against. You show me a woman who doesn’t have to fight against men. You can’t. So sexist. And the heck with women who can’t handle watchin’ it. I’m so sick of estrogen and fragile female egos.

Crystal: You're gonna be a great face.
Bobby: Thanks.
Crystal: Ace loved bein' a face, but he wasn't so good at turnin' on his smile. I guess now he won't have to.

Look, I've been watchin' matches here ever since I was little. Sometimes losin's the best way to win over a crowd.

Crystal: [to Ace] Are you takin' me with you when you leave Duffy?
Ace: [to Jack] Fuck the belt. I already won. I go wrestle the match of my life, and it's like you said. I get to leave, and you stay here. Forever. Till you end up killin' yourself like Dad. [Jack launches at him, choking him]

Heels Quotes

Jack: That's not fair. You put sex on my mind before church. How dare you?
Staci: Well, after church we can go see a movie. I'll leave my underwear in the car.

Ace: What? You made cuz I said fuck? They loved it!
Jack: We got kids who come to the show, Ace.
Ace: Yeah. To see me! I mean, listen to that!
Jack: When you're in the ring, you stick to my script.
Ace: Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace! You hear that?