You have the right to remain silent so why don't you shut the hell up.

After this week there's not a person at this table who thinks they could ever be too overprotective.

Jackie: You guys get together every week to eat and fight. You sure you're not Italian?
Danny: Nope Irish. We just drink a little more.

Look at how fast your hearts pumping. I think you might be our grand prize winner.

Great News. Our only witness is a towel.

If you guys aren't going prosecute these people we might as well shoot them in the street.

Danny: What did you tell her, Mom? That all of us cops are stupid and you're such a genius?
Erin: Yeah, basically.

Danny: The good son, huh?
Kevin: There's one in every Irish family.
Danny: True.

Frank: Be careful. If he's anything like his old man...
Danny: If I'm anything like my old man, he's the one that better be careful.

Erin: We're making a condolence call to Anne Cleary.
Danny: Slash reinterview. Erin's my beard.

Hey Dad. The Batmobile just showed up.

Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Blue Bloods Quotes

That even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop on the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

Frank

So what is your fraternity handshake, a punch in the eye?

Danny