It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Dennis Reynolds Quotes
Throw those god damn flowers in the trash.
It’s got land to sea craftsmanship! We’re not missing that boat —
Dennis: All of us have gotten god damn weird.
Frank: I think we're just hitting our stride!
Dennis: So do you come to these kind of things often, or?
Pro-Choice Woman: Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?
Dennis: Our mortgage is due in two weeks.
Mac: No, we paid that, like, a week ago.
Dennis: No. A week ago was three weeks late.
A man should be able to end his life if he wants -- we're American!
That buzzer sounds awfully loud, huh? Pierces you right down to your soul! I don't like it.
Oh god, don't be a dumb hungry bitch the entire time --
This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me.
Hey Frank, did you hear what I just said? I just turned a frustrating conversation into a joke about you!
Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!
Dee: Who had the pen here?
Dennis: It makes sense, don't be a bitch.