It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Dennis Reynolds Quotes
Frank: You have to earn what you get. This principle made me a multi-millionaire.
Dee: No. No. Stealing millions of dollars from your ex-business partner is what made you a millionaire, Frank.
Frank: Eugene Hamilton was a great man! Do not speak ill of the dead.
Dennis: She's speaking ill of you!
Dee: People are starting to notice.
Dennis: Of course they're starting to notice! There's a grown man crammed into a coach.
Dee: What if we took a "Pretty Woman" and threw it Roxy's way?
Frank: It was a bullsh*t movie. People don't change like that.
Mac: People change, Frank. Look at me. I went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.
Dee: You're not helping my argument.
Dennis: Okay, yea. And if you're going to chime in please don't do it with a mouth full of burrito.
Mac: This is a chimichanga.
Dennis You are becoming a chimichanga!
This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.
We can do whatever we want with our kids. And that's what America's all about.
Why are the urinals filled with rocks?
These guys are more barnacle covered and sunburnt than Dee and Frank.
Barney, you died too young. Before you could walk. Before you could talk. And before you had the chance to get together the proper paperwork.
Dennis: Jesus Christ, Frank, who is this man?
Frank: My goddamned brother.
You said he had his guts sucked out of his asshole by a hot tub drain.
Everyone's a lot fatter than I expected them to be.
Work first. And then you can do your weird inflatable tube man P. Diddy dance.
