It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Dennis Reynolds Quotes
We've had our hearts sets on this boat for days now. Which, in our world, is a level of focus which I've personally never experienced.
People don't trust you, Frank. You're a piece of shit and you're ugly and you ooze sleaze and you're very, very ugly.
Brad Fisher: It's not acne. It's hornet scars.
Dennis: I don't think I have any products that take care of hornet scars.
This is a douchebag who goes around shushing people.
I will rate every single women in this restaurant!
Dee: I don't know how you guys live with yourselves.
Charlie: One day at a time.
Mac: One day at a time.
Dennis: One day at a time.
Frank: Deandra will take care of me.
Dennis: Dee's not gonna take care of you. You just chased her out of here with a pool cue because she had a little cough.
Dee: Who slams a door?
Frank: Babies.
Dennis: That guy has some real growing up to do. Have some repect for Christ's sake... I am legend.
Mac: You are such a dildo, dude.
Dennis: Thanks, dude, thanks. That's a good way to start the day.
Dennis: Mrs. Mac has a unique and earthy fragrance.
Mrs. Mac: I smell like shit.
Dennis: I'm a fixer, Frank. It's what I do.
Frank: You're good. we should hang out more.
Dennis: Stop trying to bond with me.
Gentlemen, suck my dick.
