It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Dennis Reynolds Quotes
You be the battery guy and I'll be the chicks-and-tits guy.
Dee: I hate this town, Dennis, I hate this town.
Dennis: It's understandable. You are missing a piece of your scalp.
I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.
Dennis: I think you might be dyslexic.
Charlie: Read the script once.
Dennis: Okay, you want me to read the script?
Charlie: Yes.
Dennis: All right.
Charlie: And... action
Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot..." What? "Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia, so do."
These are the theories of lunatics!
This Jackie Denardo chick...she's sparked another storm inside me if you know what I mean.
There are far worse people at the Jersey shore than the cast of the Jersey Shore!
Do not talk to me for the rest of the night and know that I won't be talking to you because you lower my stock.
Propel me back into the mid-'90s when Dennis Reynolds was a golden god.
Dennis: You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.
Charlie: He eats theater people.
Denis: No, he doesn't.
Mac: I think he might.
Frank: He does.
Dennis: Do you even know who the phantom of the opera is?
Mac: He might not.
Frank: He doesn't.
Charlie: I don't.
Dude hangs dong.
Cop
Your back is so crooked and bony and all over the place, I can't get a flat surface!
