Popular Dennis Reynolds Quotes

Rude man who shushes please call.

Don't tweet me. Don't shush me. Just connect with me.

We've broken into somebody's home. And the homeowner is home.

Oh my God. Dee, your breath is hideous.

I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.

Adults should not be making plans based on a dumb movie.

These are the theories of lunatics!

No peeing with me in the room!

I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.

There are far too many leather shops in Arizona as it is.

Charlie: Why is your face so shiny?
Dennis: I had my face peeled off with chemicals. Wanna know why?
Charlie: Not really.

Let's get high in the back office.

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Charlie: I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place.
Mac: How you gonna do that?
Charlie: Well, you've seen the movie right?
Mac: Yeah.
Charlie: So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do.
Mac: In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor.
Charlie: Right, you stumped me with that one.

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.

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