It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXPopular Dennis Reynolds Quotes
All this talking about marriage and Dee being a whore got me thinking... I didn't have a bachelor party!
Mac: Maybe I should go to my room.
Maureen: That is not your room anymore. It's my craft studio, so kindly stay out of there.
Mac: What!?
Dennis: Don't freak out, dude. She turned it it into a terrible craft studio where she makes terrible sweatshirts out of cats. Or puts cats in sweatshirts.
Frank: We'll get that idiot lawyer that always helps us out. He does good by us.
Mac: Yes, he's excellent but he slapped a restrainer order on us so we can't use him. [To Dennis]: Also you need a lawyer, too.
Dennis: I need a lawyer?
Mac: How are you not grasping this concept?
Dennis: Oh... for the divorce.
We've had our hearts sets on this boat for days now. Which, in our world, is a level of focus which I've personally never experienced.
Work first. And then you can do your weird inflatable tube man P. Diddy dance.
Charlie: We'll scrape all these delicious oysters or whatever off the side of the pot and we'll put them in a pot and boil them before you get back.
Frank: We'll cook them for you.
Dennis: Those are barnacles. Do not eat those. Do not cook them in a pot and serve them to us.
These guys are more barnacle covered and sunburnt than Dee and Frank.
Dennis: You're born into class. It's about pedigree. It's about upbringing. It has nothing to do with your present circumstance.
Dee: See, Dennis and I were born upper class. Therefore, we currently are and will forever remain upper class. Frank, stop picking your teeth for one second and back us up here.
Dennis: Where'd you get that towel? I don't see any attendants around.
Frank: I borrowed it fringe style from that guy over there. I gave him a bite of my hot dog, he's letting me use his towel.
I have a proposition too. Why don't you walk in front of me so I don't get your blood all over my feet?
Dennis: I'm jumping in the pool!
Frank: Plus, I'm gonna piss in it!
Dee: Who slams a door?
Frank: Babies.
Dennis: That guy has some real growing up to do. Have some repect for Christ's sake... I am legend.
