You know what they say, when you marry someone you're not marrying their family.... oh, wait, you are marrying their family. I am terribly sorry...

Did we lose our minds?

Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Divya: That was almost too much information.
Hank: I love seeing you happy
Divya: Happy, yes..... maybe a little crazy too.
Hank: I just hope he is worthy of you.

There are seven billion people in this world. Half of them are men. Statistically speaking, dating should not be this hard, Hank.

When I was ten I started riding a horse.....named Ajax. Named after the Egyptian hero, not the cleaning product...

It wasn't guilt that brought me here. I almost lost you.

You will throw out that mental list of eligible bachelors you have in your mind.....

Divya: You screwed up didn't you?
Evan: I'm cleaning it up!

I AM NOT FINISHED! FOR ONCE YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!

If you don't stop this behavior, you are going to end up unloved and alone!

I don't think he fell in. His injuries aren't consistent.....

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan