Don: Why are the kids watching this?
Betty: What am I supposed to do, Don? Am I supposed to keep it from them?

We have a new President and we're all gonna be sad for a little bit.

Betty: What would you do if you were me? Would you love you?
Don: I was surprised you ever loved me.

Betty: What's your name?
Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.

Betty: Are you thinking of what to say? Or are you just looking at that door?
Don: I'm not going anywhere.

Don: I can explain.
Betty: I know you can. You're a gifted storyteller.

Don: People change their names, Bets. You did.
Betty: I did. I took your name.

Miss Farrell: Even if I remove myself from the picture, I see a man that is not happy.
Don: I'm happy now.

Kinsey: I had a great idea and I lost it.
Don: I hate when that happens.

People may see things differently, but they don't really want to.

Give me more ideas to reject.

Now that I can finally understand you, I am less impressed with what you have to say.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger