Doug: Man, I miss that sound. Money and tears.
Joyce: Stately pleasure dome decree.
Doug: You know, maybe you're right, Joycey. Maybe things are getting better.

Joyce: It's possible, verging on probable, that I have underappreciated your contributions.
Doug: You underappreciated me? No.

Nothing in Vegas is free. Let's leave while we're up. Trust me. Let's leave while we're up.

Doug: You know, I haven't had a boss since I was sixteen years old. And now I have two. And one of them is Joyce fucking Prigger.
Tina: I was wondering when you were gonna figure that out.

Doug: What the hell was that? We've got Rolling Stone posted up, and all the sudden, you decide to respect me?
Joyce: I don't know what you mean.

Minx Quotes

Richie: Some crazy rich lady tracked me down. Offered me a lot of money to take boudoir shots for her. She wants the Minx touch.
Joyce: What? Richie, no. That's beneath you.
Richie: I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson. Don't tell me what's beneath me.
Richie:

Reporter: You've had quite the ride, Ms. Prigger. How do you make it look so easy?
Joyce: Well, the real question is, why do men make it look so hard?