Henry: Grace, oh my god.
Grace: Henry. What did you do?
Henry: I got my wife back.
Grace: And I am never going anywhere again.
Henry: I am going to hold you to that.

Henry: May I present Doctor and Mister Jack Carter!
Allison: Jack, we're married
Jack: How's it feel?
Allison: Wet.

Henry: You might want to keep your hands in your pockets
Jack: Great safety tip

Jack: I'm moving balls with my mind!
Henry: There has to be a better way to say that, but yes.

Henry: The experiments are unorthodoxed.
Jack: Lab-rat Carter at your service, count me in

Zane: Still here!
Henry: Never happier to be wrong.

Henry: It looks like a liquid nitrogen valve ruptured causing a BLEVE
Jack: Is that French for "Blizzard"

Henry: We're ready to jack you in... Jack.
Jack: Nice.

Henry: I'm sorry; I'm just astounded at what Kevin's done.
Jack: Yes, grand larceny is impressive.

Henry: And where have you been?
Jo: I was tangled up with Zane, with his thing.... with his pardon.

Jack: Do you have her scan?
Henry: Yeah, with a little help from Zane. It shows there is a radical shift in her CTA, cortex telemetric activity [pause].
Jack: Really??? Do I have to ask?

Zane: Can I ask you something I can't really talk about with anyone else?
Henry: If it has to do with sexual mechanics while in zero-g... No.
Zane: Not that, although, now I have several questions.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.