Favorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.
Look at my rings my rings my rings.
Jules: She's so young she may actually be from the future.
Ellie: Does her dad work on the moon?
Ellie: Imaginary hat!
Jules: Imaginary hook hands! I don't know what we're doing.
Travis: You know, I've actually been experimenting at school.
Ellie: I totally called that!
Jules: What's his name? Is he cute?
Travis: I meant with religion.
Jules: Aw man, I was excited to show you how cool I'd be about it.
Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.
Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.
Laurie: Wait guys, I read something!
Ellie: Already not a true story.
It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!
Ellie: We are not friends, human beings cannot be friends with chimps
Bobby: Sure they can. My buddy Daryl was best friends with his chimp, Binky.
Jules: It's true. Until Binky turned six and then he get angry one day and ripped of Daryl's arm.
Bobby: They're still friends, they're just not best friends.