Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Look at my rings my rings my rings.
Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.
Laurie: Wait guys, I read something!
Ellie: Already not a true story.
Jules: She's so young she may actually be from the future.
Ellie: Does her dad work on the moon?
Travis: You know, I've actually been experimenting at school.
Ellie: I totally called that!
Jules: What's his name? Is he cute?
Travis: I meant with religion.
Jules: Aw man, I was excited to show you how cool I'd be about it.
Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.
Ellie: Imaginary hat!
Jules: Imaginary hook hands! I don't know what we're doing.
Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.
Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.
It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.
Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
