Cougar Town
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That's true. I earned my spot, and you slutted your way in.
When she and I kiss, we kiss on the lips.
Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.
Travis: My tee-ball coach diagnosed me with a terminal case of 'the dropsies'.
Ellie: A month from now, you're going to be holding a fragile, infant life in your hands.
Travis: Do you think it's going to be a problem?
Ellie: Babies heads are soft.
Ellie: What are our defenses?
Tom: Well, my garage is completely soundproof.
Ellie: Terrifying. Continue.
Ellie: We've been robbed!
Jules: Dun dun dun... I don't know why I did that.
You're dressed up. Are you going out? May I come?
I'm a stay at home mom with a full time nanny. I get up to stuff.
Ellie: Two choices: heads divorce, tails murder.
My house has become the secret lair of Captain No Job
All the chaos and destruction in town just kind of makes me feel romantic. If we'd walked over a power line, Andy might have gotten luck right then and there.
You look white trash enough to be Kid Rock's mom.
