Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Ellie Torres Quotes
(to Laurie) You look like you put your make-up in the floor and roll around in it.
Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.
Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.
Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.
Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.
Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.
Thanksgiving is not a sexy holiday.
Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.
Stop trying to make this into an 80s movie montage.
Bye Grayson. Pageant wave.
Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!
Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!