Favorite Emerson Cod Quotes
Chuck: You won't even know I'm here.
Emerson: 'Cause you're leaving?
Chuck: No.
Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.
I love you, shovel.
If you can't hold it, go cry in the bathroom, sit on the toilet and do it. Like a man.
Think of it as an escrow. Between my thighs.
Hand up!
(about Lefty) That one-armed bitch was speedy
Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.
Emerson: There's a legless skeleton of a horse in John Jacobs tomb, and Olive knows you're dead.
Chuck: First of all, huh? And secondly, Olive thinks that I faked my death which is completely different to knowing that I'm dead.
Emerson: Yeah, different like purple and mauve.
Damn, woman, you got the kung fu grip.
The truth ain’t like puppies, a bunch of them running around, you pick your favorite. One truth… and it has come a knockin’.
Chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
Emerson: I might be stucked, but I can still reach my gun
