And I don't meet the age and height requirements for elf duty, which feels backward, but hey, rules are rules.

Tall order. We're talking about a guy who still calls Germany Prussia.

We tried to do the responsible thing and it didn't matter. Let's just live it up while we can. Y2K.

Oh no, there's a hole in the foot of my jammies! Hello, Ernie the toe.

Evan: When I grow up I want my specialty to be homemade pickles.
Emery: That’s new for you
Evan: I was gonna tell you
Emery: No it’s fine. I guess I’ll just have to share a bunk bed with a total stranger (walks off in a huff)

Fresh Off the Boat Quotes

Louis: Are you ready to do this?
Mitch:: Not really, I feel like I've told you numerous times, I don't want to do this but all you do is smile and nod.
Louis: [Smiles and nods]
Mitch: You're doing it.
Louis: [Smiles and nods[
Mitch: See, you're doing it

If you get lost, try to find a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you.