I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.

Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

If we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?

I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

I am a leader. It's who I am. It's who I wanna be.

The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.

I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.

I'm not afraid of being called a loser. Because that's what I am.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt