Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Finn Hudson Quotes
“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!â€
Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads
Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.
I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.
In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.
Brittany: Of course not.
Finn: You're not quitting New Directions?
Brittany: Oh, I thought you meant the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.
Rachel: You can't do this with your brother.
Finn: Not unless you live in Kentucky.
The truth is, I think you're awesome. And when you hide part of who you are, you hide your awesomeness with it.
Finn: All I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: All I want for Christmas is you, too. And five things on that list.
Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.
Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.
You're in synchronized swimming and glee club. That's like some kind of death wish.
