You know horses are smarter than people. You've never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

I will not use 9/11 to sell my department.

Cops aren't public figures. They're public servants.

Reagans don't take drugs.

The only thing harder than being a cop is being married to one.

My mother was a saint. My wife was a saint especially by the time she was chasing four kids under ten around the house.

I'm a cop at heart which makes me by definition, a skeptic.

I can tell you that I've lived here all my life and it is almost impossible to be a saint in this city.

The vows of chastity in my book make all you guys saints but I assume you're aiming higher.

If you told Father Bill he was a candidate for sainthood he'd laugh his ass off.

If you're going to eat that here you better have brought two.

Erin: If anyone's going to punch my ex out it's going to be me.
Frank: I wouldn't mind being there to see that.