The only thing harder than being a cop is being married to one.

Reagans don't take drugs.

Cops aren't public figures. They're public servants.

I will not use 9/11 to sell my department.

You know horses are smarter than people. You've never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Erin: I guess I owe you an apology.
Frank: Or at least a good bottle of Scotch.

Danny: Be like being rookies all over again.
Frank: Better not. It ain't rookie duty.

Thanks but I think I'll stick to warm milk and whiskey.

I've got a good shared sacrifice. How about we outsource 911 to Bangalore.

If a month comes and you can make rent or the car payment but not both, make the car payment because you can always sleep in your car but you can't drive your house.

You won't be poor exactly but you'll be paying for everything that used to come free so you'll feel strapped.

You can order lobster at a steak house but never order steak at a lobster shack.