Henry: You couldn't inherent your mother's cooking right, you had to get that elephant memory of hers.
Frank: Yeah, but I got your sunny disposition.

Your Grandpa Henry ever tell you his theory about the Riley side of the family being emotionally constipated?

Everyone knows where they were when the towers went down.

Frank: I think you're stuck with the role of bad cop.
Erin: Which is ironic since I'm the only one in the family who isn't.

Frank: What happened to your war on cholesterol?
Henry: Let's just say it's a tactical retreat.

Erin: If anyone's going to punch my ex out it's going to be me.
Frank: I wouldn't mind being there to see that.