I don't wanna go, I loved high school, I loved it here.

Don't make me feel like a bad person just because I don't wanna be obligated to some guy right out of high school.

I'm not gonna compromise, not tonight, not any night.

Jack: We've been in love since the first time we saw each other.
Grace: You mean in heat? We've been in heat since the first time we saw each other.
Jack: The two feelings are kind of confusing.

I don't really know what I'm doing, help me.

Isn't it crazy, we're all engaged. All three of us.

Adrian: How did we get more interested in guys than ourselves.
Grace: Sex?

Praise the lord and pass the sanity!

You just never know when the last time you're gonna talk to someone is gonna be the last time you're gonna talk to someone.

Maybe you and I are not capable of pleasing a man in a long-term situation.

If Ricky can be faithful to Amy then I'm sure at some point Jack can be faithful to me and everything will work out just fine.

Grace: I always wanted a sister.
Amy: I've always wanted a nice sister.

The Secret Life Quotes

I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you both.

George [to Amy and Ricky]

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!