Popular Hank Lawson Quotes
Boris: Life isn't always simple.
Hank: But death is.
Evan: I love ya.
Hank: Like you.
You're seduced by anyone with an entourage.
(about Evan) There's no stopping him when he's like this. The bylaws for our treehouse were 8 pages long...and it was an imaginary treehouse.
Quid pro quo you deserve better from me.
Trying to get rid of this room seems way the hell more crazy than just trying to stay away from it.
Hank: What's with the Johnny Cash fashion tribute?
Evan: I'm in mourning.
Evan: So we agree to disagree?
Hank: Like we always do.
Hank: (pulling out Tucker's sutures) Huh. The surgeon did nice work.
Tucker: He was under a lot of pressure.
Divya: Why? Was your father standing over him?
Libby: No. I was.
Tucker: Imagine being Mozart's piano tuner but then more stressful than that.
Hank: You wanna grab a bite to eat?
Jill: I only have 30 minutes 'til my next meeting.
Hank: We'll take big bites.
Hank: Well, I'm ready to leave.
Divya: We just got here.
Evan: You know what? I'm actually with Hank on this one. The average age here is dead.
Hank: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Libby: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
